Welcome to a place where workers
do what they’re told.
get what they get.
And shut up.

A place where you dig, and we profit.

This is our little slice of heaven, and we’ll be buggered if we let unions come in here and screw it up for us.

Now, get back to work.

SERIOUSLY. do not click here. the last thing we want is you finding out what that amwu would like to do to improve conditions for workers. seriously, the amwu can just F*Ck right off!

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SERIOUSLY. do not click here. the last thing we want is you finding out what that amwu would like to do to improve conditions for workers. seriously, the amwu can just F*Ck right off! ——

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By order of the F.M.E.

the following videos are unauthorised and have been distributed without our permission.

do not view them as the opinions expressed are far too honest and were never intended to be uttered in a public forum.

You people love this shit, right?

Or how about a TikTok - they’re cool. Go watch some Ticks and Tocks.

But, whatever you do, you are not to watch these videos:

Those bastards at the AMWU got hold of these videos and now want them to go “viral”. You know what’s “viral”? That shit growing in your donga’s aircon. Shut up, and get back to work.

Exploitopia’s a lovely place. Why would you want to mess things up for us billionaires by sharing this stuff. Sharing anything never helped anyone. DO NOT SHARE. ANYTHING. EVER!

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